September 28, 2008

NEW PHOTOS!

Do Mistress a favor if you dare!

One of My fave slaves of yesteryear (he's since gone to greener pastures.. *sniff) bought Mistress many nice things, including a Canon 12.1 megapixel camera. I've been meaning to get a few new photoshoots done to update My webpages on Niteflirt...

Well, after a week or two of work, TA DA! Please check out My Niteflirt page and tell Me what you think (I've only done the 3 highest rated listings so far, will get to the others when I haven't been up all night editing photos!! Egad there were hundreds of them!!). Here's the link -

http://www.niteflirt.com/hard+alchemy

I planned on going to church this morning (can you believe this Mistress is somewhat devout?) and a long run, but I'm so wooped after working on the pictures and webpages... I think I'm gonna zonk out and get some zzzs...

Feel free to email Me at hardalchemy@yahoo.com, or on Niteflirt, to let Me know your thoughts!

September 20, 2008

Mistress gets a little tanked.....

Tonight I was a bad grrl...

Well the day started right. I mean I did wake up and feel the need for a run. Jogged 3 miles, felt fabulous. Tonight though, I went to a Hawaiian style party, with 2 roasted pigs, and food that went on forever, so many tables. Mistress actually did a little drinking tonight, which is a rare thing! I seem to see alcohol as empty calories really, especially when I'm trying to keep my bod in shape....

They had a keg of yummy pale ale, and Mistress helped herself to 3-4 glasses of that. THEN? One of the boys at the party had a special drink. Lemme see if I remember it. Tanqueray, lime juice, and club soda. MAN that was so yummy... I had 3! They started up a bonfire from the pig pit and we all sat around on hay bales, drinking in the warmth, and enjoying a good buzz!

They had several cotton lengths of rope set aside too, for a 3 legged race, that never really happened. Don't tell anyone, but I snuck a few lengths of rope home. I figure you can never have enough soft cotton rope... so many sublets begging for a good restriction now and then hm? *giggle

I can understand why you boys love calling me, getting drunk while I guide you to suck down more. DAMN being a little tipsy can be a helluva lota fun! Kisses and ass slaps to you!

September 12, 2008

Sore muscles and tasting English

Mistress has had a full week pets. Spent a long 24 hour stint this week helping a relative move from their abode. Obviously I love them quite a bit, because usually I'm the one directing the show... It's very hard to say goodbye to loved ones who are moving far away. You just want to soak up every last moment, even with sore muscles from lifting many heavy boxes, and twisting furniture down long stairways.

Slept like a log last night, and got my workout out done, then had a heavenly massage this morning. I love the way I smell after my long massages. All spiced with amber and lavender...

Had an English boy named Steve call me this week. He made the most heavenly noises while releasing his... ahem! Something about the accent, the proper shyness, and sweet weakness, makes me feel so serene and happy.

I'll be spending many hours logged in this weekend, perhaps I'll have the chance to listen to you moan...

September 6, 2008

September sweat

This has been a fun week in Ruby land. Two of my favorite callers gave me a ring this past week and left a smile lingering...

Jeffy jeff, one of my fave sissy sluts, decided to call wearing his pinkest panties. He also decided to bring along his favorite 6 inch friend, to violate the darkest places this grrl has! Jeffy jeff loves serving Mistress, and doing what she's told! I always LOVE making up a new degrading little phrase for this sweety to utter, when and IF I let this one arrive at a climax....

Also heard from my foot fetish slave boy Steve this weekend. I get rather Zen with this one, as we slowly go deeper, worshiping the beauty of the foot, the curves, the strength, the joints, and oh such arches.....

It's hot out there lovelies! Keep the naughty bits cool...