Creative Cretins

While watching Martha Stewart today (rare occurrence), she shared a little pig or two with the view. Her arms wrapped around a little pot bellied pig. Martha's resident animal expert was discussing the pros and cons (mostly cons) of keeping piglets as pets. They shared footage from a pet pig sanctuary, that cared for these abandoned, neglected porkers, when they get not so little.

Mistress had a strange fantasy in the wake.

My little minions, grazing in fields of green, naked, and serving Me. My own little piglet sanctuary, for slaves and submissive oinks. I was giggling, considering the barns I could put you up in. Every morning we'd hose you down and get you dressed, send you to work out in the field of normal folk (maybe banking, maybe law), then you'd come home every night, shed your vanilla skin, and get ready for grass stained knees.

Wonder if food tastes sweeter, mawing from a trough? Seeing my little worker pets, naked, their hard earned eats messed about their cheeks, and craving one more prod from my shepherd's hook, makes for a pleasant, surreal image.

Oh and could you do me the favor of turning down the temperature outside My Mistress hovel? Air conditioning is fabulous, but when triple digits linger, Mistress gets fussy.

Just one more reason to walk around naked all day!

Oh, you don't say

Mistress has been lucky recently.

This sweet little Goddess has a more spring in the step. One recent gift the universe conspired to offer Me -

As I've mentioned in the past, Dommes can indeed have a spiritual life, and enjoy the company of church fellowship. A huge part of My interest in BDSM has to do with the nature of spirit, and liberation that surrender can offer. Exposing shame, perversion, that which you do not share in the light with others, allowing these feelings to breathe and be witnessed? Can heal some of the deepest hurt.

I've attended a little church in My hometown for about a year now, and been very content, almost joyful, to have these folks in My life. Meditation, visualization, belief in a supreme being that is benevolent -- these are all things I hold dear to the heart inside.

I've been chatting with a couple at My church, and enjoy their company quite a bit. Although there was an undercurrent I couldn't quite put My finger on. A recognition that wasn't quite conscious...

This past month, while chatting with the wife of this couple, I noticed her wearing a necklace with a padlock pendant around her neck. The recognition hung there, dangling in My thoughts, and I turned it over and over, like a smooth stone in My palm. I chose to speak.

"Is there any significance to the pendant around your neck?"

She paused, then offered a definitive, "Yes."

Her husband, stepped up, with the key to the padlock, around his neck. And while none of us actually acknowledged what we … knew, we finally sought each other out, and talked outside of church.

I am the proud new acquaintance of a Master and slave couple, with 20 years of history, and many years of BDSM experience as well. Who'd a thunk!

This blog is many things, although I rarely discuss here how isolating My work can be, to a person existing in vanilla culture day to day. And we all know, the first question when you meet someone new, is "What do you do for a living?" I've discussed here in the past, the losses that honesty, on this topic, has cost Me. I've lost friendships that spanned decades, by acknowledging that I choose this way of life.

Be warned too, every once in awhile, the universe may offer you gifts, for being authentic.

Slave special - $1.97/minute

I'm in the mood for a few new slavelettes, so thought I'd entice with a special on My phone line!

On Niteflirt (link button on the right of this page), My top 5 rated listings are now open for $1.97 a minute. That's over $1 less a minute than Mistress typically charges. Those who've been with Me awhile know, I run this kind of special once, maybe twice a year. Hop on the phone and we'll see how Mistress, hops on you! *haha

This little special lasts, of course, until I bore of it! *smile

Here's the link too, if you'd like to browse all My listings there:

Mistress Ruby's Hard Alchemy Niteflirt page

Mistress is quite curious what makes you tick. Especially when you're paying for the pleasure! Hm... I think it's time to get a little sun with my cordless phone at My side - toodles!

Doors and Dreams

So, you tell Me.

I just had a very wild dream. Perhaps you can offer interpretations. I certainly have My thoughts on it –

In My dim dream, I was in a big ole house, from My hometown, long ago. It was late at night, murky, a bit warm. I heard a ruckus in the back yard, and went to take a look – and a few billy goats with big thick curved horns curled back on their heads – were butting their way through My back door! They forced their way in, then went through the house, knocking things over, then went through the front door, into the yard, and proceeded to do what horny little billy goats do.

Dreams are like little puzzles sometimes. I distinctly know what I think it means, you're welcome to write Me with your thoughts.

I suppose the fact that I haven't been getting laid lately might lend meaning to things! Hehe

I'm going shopping today with a few gift cards one particular piglet gifted with Me. Recently saw an adult film with Nina Hartley (How to eat pussy), and noticed she had black latex gloves while she enjoyed her pretty lover. I think I'll stock up on purple or pink ones, might make housework and other Mistress tasks, a bit fun, hm?

Rev

So ironically I bring up the Toyota Prius commercial in My last dribble here. And wouldn't you know it? My lovely car of 10 years, which I bought brand new years ago, and maintain regularly like a good Girl Scout… crapped out on Me this past week! An event which has never occurred, in the life of this little car.

I was due a major maintenance, by just a few hundred miles (never go over 500 miles on that), but … the repair was painful, and made this Mistress blue.

It also made Me curious about the land of new cars out there to choose from. And of course I'm going to start plunking down some savings, as I have an erotic slave fantasy about buying a car outright for cold hard cash. Yours, of course!

Don't get Me wrong, they fixed the car up lovely like, however I'm looking around at the new models out there, and it seems like I'm not into the aesthetic. The Toyota Prius for example? Great gas mileage, see them everywhere. But the look? Eh…

I love having a smaller car to zip around in. Have yet to dabble in luxury cars, although could be enticed by the right slave. There's also VW, Toyota, Subaru…. Seems like many of their cars don't have the mileage I'm looking for (over 30 mph, as with My present car).

You're welcome to chat with Mistress during our sessions about your car observations. On your dime of course! Suffice it to say, I'm brainstorming and doing a little part time shopping for new digs, with wheels!


Suddenly thinking of that song "Hey Pretty" by Poe (all images in this post, are from the video). God I love that song, all about a woman picking up a stranger, in her very fast luxury car, taking him on fast ride in San Fran, then fucking him right there in the car. You hear the story from the male poet's perspective, spoken poetry over music, her singing (there's another version that's just Poe singing also).

I REALLY wanna shop for a new car with a dedicated slave, making him pay outright for a new car right in front of Me, then he selling it to Me for $1 and handing over the title… After our little excursion, I'd take him for a long drive in the country, find a hovel with tall old growth trees, and an overlooking view of the sea, or a valley. I'd force him into the back seat of My new car, make him whip out his dick, and jerk his load, right there in the car! I'd tease and deny several times, but when he finally did cum, if it was forceful enough, and there was any mess? I'd allow one small dot of his cum to dry on the back seat of one leather bucket seat.
PUSH the button....

One memento, of his presence, in the expensive worship he has given to Me. I'd keep it like a trophy methinks. Never tell another soul who road in the car. And of course it'd just be a tiny dot on the back of a car seat.

But we'd know, wouldn’t we?

Sunned skin

Alright, is it just Me, or is that new commercial for the Toyota Prius, with all the people in the costumes that look like plants, sunbeams, etc. Does anyone else find that adorable?

Hello little slaves, it's so good to write for you! Summer is here, and Mistress gets busy and a little less prolific in her blog posts during this time. Today for example, just when I needed a little sissy maid to help with the gardening and car wash…. I had to do the tasks Myself! Aww! I was craving sun and a little arm workout as it was. My tan is starting to get darker, which makes this Girl smile!

The software contract I've been working is winding down this week, which means Mistress will be more readily available. I made a chunk o change, and it brought back memories of My life before pro Domme. The corporate life, the blue chip software or hardware companies I've worked for in My previous career….

I'd much rather take advantage of you, little ones! Heheh

Memorial Day, and I'm logged in, laying on the couch in the dark, wearing only a throw blanket and a smile. All that's needed is a slave to slowly tease into submission...

Alive and oh so well

So Mistress has been keeping true to Her last post, and ooooh boy I've been busy! It's been 3 weeks since I've had a day off in between My slaves and the vanilla contract I took on this past few weeks. I've still been sessioning with boys on the weekends, and sometimes in the dark of night.

Mistress likes tending to you little ones…..

Just dropping a quick note to tell you I live, and you're welcome to all Me anytime that little Call Now button is bright, on Niteflirt!