Pummeling Property

"Alright My babies, keep it cool…"

And while Jon Stewart is a gifted man who deserves many accolades, Conan O'Brien was nominated, yet unawarded tonight at the Emmys. My only consolation is that Jay Leno was without nomination, in their same category. This lessens the sting.

You know I'm a huge Conan O'Brien fan, eh? Well a huge fan, albeit not huge… *hahah!!

It's been chilly today outside, and I welcome this. Mistress has been researching communities and townships. I want to buy My own home (with your money, of course), yet need something in the right price range, right community, etc. The loveliness of this career-o-Mine? It's something I can take anywhere, where privacy and high speed internet exist.

Where is your favorite place to live? Or where you own property, grew up, live now… Call and share details, My lovelies. I'm considering so many options while saving up for the big down payment. I'll take twice the contribution on this topic… your titillating insights, and your cold hard cash!

Kisses!

Hoff Scoff

I wonder why I find Comedy Central's "Roast of David Hasselhoff" ... entertaining. I never did find any allure in The Hoff. Let's give him credit though for getting bent over and butt fucked on cable television.

Mistress did a fasting cleanse this week. I occasionally like cleaning out My sweet little insides while resting, contemplating. I end up devising new assignments and tortures for My minions on the other end of the phone. That's be you :)

UPDATE - I had to update My Amazon wishlist, which makes Me somewhat sad. My last wishlist spanned a few years, and dozens of gifts from yesterday's suckers like you. Visit the new wishlist, and feel yourself weaken, your wallet open wide and gifts tumbling out...

While I'm feeling fit and hot as hell, I'm considering hiring someone to make meals for Me. Possibly a personal trainer too. Oooh an idea for new TIP buttons on My Niteflirt pages!! Was talking to a few masseuses this week, getting a feel for the way they'd loosen My tight muscles. I'd love to let your money pay for this decadence of flesh!

Smiling, imagining your grunts and whimpers....

HOT MAMA

You know, when it's HOT like this outside, all I want to do is stay inside My insulated abode and just lounge in the chill! Went running yesterday in 75 degree weather, and I was whining even then! Hehe. 98 degrees out there now, and Mistress is staying inside where life is comfy and My phone is so close.

I've been O.D.-ing on the Animal Planet channel on cable, while it's sizzling outside. Thinking I know more about dog and cat breeds after all the "Dog 101" and "Cat 101" marathon shows today!

Recently befriended a ginger haired Grrl who's got a firefighter husband and a wicked twisty tone. Thinking we could get into plenty of trouble, if we do things right! Haha

Tell Mistress what you've been up to. Or… what we can get you INTO - *gasp!

Succulence arrives

Tonight I went for a long walk, as this Chick is "wont to do" ….

While out in the beautiful humid summer evening, I crossed paths with a former running buddy of Mine. Beautiful tan woman, wearing linen yoga clothing. The kind of body that a string tank top just wraps around so rightly. She carried a bowel of Queen Anne cherries, brought from a friend's farm. "Would you like a few?"

Yes… I bit.

Yummy, tart, yellow blush and taut. Slipped into My lips, crushed under teeth. I've been keeping portions contained lately, and My belly was grumbling as I'd left for My jaunt… and I'd been hoofing it for over an hour. Those morsels arrived just in time, greeting growls from My belly with grace.

Sometimes we do get what we need. Right when we need it.

This time of year is so lovely! Widens the mind to many possibilities. Defiling men outdoors, hearing their gasps - you ready?

Memory

It's Monday, and I'm avoiding a trip into town. It's Memorial Day, I appreciate those who've passed on, and remember their love and presence in My life. I'm avoiding the beer drinking BBQ folks though. Wine tasting events at local vineyards list this holiday as their TOP grossing event and… we all know about how the driving fatalities go "big time" with this weekend blitz.

Mistress will stay home and avoid the party hardiers!!

Now… drunk boys calling on My phone line, for forced intoxication and general suffering? THAT I'm up for!!! Haha

I was pondering the nature of desire recently. One thing I find with BDSM, that's a little different than sex - Since BDSM is so taboo, and many times we settle for fantasy before creating it in reality… our tastes can change, after we walk through the door a time or two. I've found in the past few years that My cravings have changed.

I'm ever so curious what I'll be forcing your envelope open with… that first time we take you to your new perversion!!

May Sale - $1.98 - yowza!

It's been a few months, I'm in the mood - charging a buck less a minute to crawl inside your mind! My top 8 Niteflirt listings are $1.98 a minute - Come to Me sweet one...

Uke, bounce!

While driving through a northwestern American town, away from home this week, I made My way down a main road. I was checking out the scene. Small town. High unemployment. Nostalgia, and yet a hard edge, not that hidden. Hint of desperation.

Then out of the blue, on a tall store front window, BIG bold words struck out in gold: HEADQUARTERS FOR ALL UKULELE SALES.

I stared for a moment. Pondered just how proud they were of their headquarters. Apparently, very. Then the hint, became something more. … Ukuleles, hm?

And now onto the next.

I've been working 30+ hours a week on a writing contract lately, and I will most likely be working through the next 1-2 weeks on the same work. This means – weekends I'll be more available, and a few hours here and there during the week. Catch Me online if you can!

I've got this new bouncy thing in the house. Ask about that!